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Funny work situations

I received the most hilarious email from a new HR hired person which I never understood his position but coming to now. This guy’s job is to alert people who work a lot to have a life and not over work themselves as they are an asset to the company, So here is the email:

Dear Sarah,

It was during the weekly report that was noticed that you have the average of 123.45 working hours logged to the system which in fact your average working hours at work should be 40 hours per the week.

It has come to our attention that on last Saturday which was the 14th of February the official Valentine’s Day that you logged on the system for 11 consecutive hours which is considered an official off day. Also since you are logged on the system to be engaged we suggest that you spend the weekend with your family, friends and fiancée.

We are very keen that you drop your working hours to the expected rate so you would not burn yourself out since you are a working asset in the company.

Appreciate your compliance.

Best Regards,

XXX”

I laughed my ass off with this one.

Really amazing, don’t you think.

Another one a girl in the smoking room was complaining that her manager is complaining she is spending a lot of working hours on Face Book, which I almost remarked “mesh entee el be2edeek el 3aiza 2at3aha added him on face book. Do not complain about it now you idiot.”

LOL NO Comment

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15 Responses to “Funny work situations”

  1. hehe seriously do you have vacancy at your company?? Dol gadeen gedan 🙂

  2. hehe mashi when there is one will let you know. enta 3aref eltalab 3aleena keteeeer 2awie 🙂

  3. mashi boss bass keep me in mind

  4. it is funny! please comply Sarah 🙂

  5. hehe will try to walhee but just a fact on the 14th of Feb I left my laptop on even me can not log on for straight 11 hours yes I am humble that way..
    with apologies to Shamel of course

  6. hehe why u logged on to work stuff on a Saturday aslaan boss should be the Q don’t you think? Not to mention it was Valentine’s

  7. LOL got me there P

  8. دعوه
    ا الأخت العزيزه
    تحيه طيبه
    برنامجنا الأذاعى عن النت والمدونات من الأذاعه الرئيسيه لمصر اى اذاعة البرنامج العام يذاع يوميا التاسعه وعشر دقائق صباحا عدا الجمعه
    ندعوك لزيارة مدونتنا والتعليق على ما نطرحه من موضوعات وهذه التعليقات تذاع باسماء اصحابها فى حلقات برنامجنا

    وبموقعنا رابط بالضغط عليه والأتنتظار قليلا وقت أذاعة البرنامج يمكنك الأستماع الينا
    المدونه
    http://netonradio.blogspot.com
    الموقع
    http://dear.to/cairo

  9. LOL there is a first time for everything 😀
    And please do not call me P.. *Banging head to wall*

  10. hehe does it have to do that P is like PEEE may be thats why your boss use it? Do you think there is a hidden message? If there is Pee will never be promoted right?

  11. you really think so *FLUSHED*

  12. I must say I’m grateful to the guy, perhaps it’s time we pushed our luck on the outings 😛

  13. mmm let’s not push it that far may be like a tinny whinny outing after work every now and then..
    May be “3ashan el7asaad”

  14. lool 😛 , luck you , dummy her !

  15. Artist:
    touché my friend


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